Easter Jokes for Kids

Easter Jokes for Kids Author Riley Weber
ISBN-10 1483916774
Year 2013-03-21
Pages 54
Language en
Publisher CreateSpace
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"Easter Jokes for Kids" is a funny visual jokes book for kids about Easter, Easter animals and Easter eggs. What do you call an egg from outer space? (An "Egg-stra terrestrial") Do you know how the Easter bunny stays fit? (By doing EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!) With over 50 illustrated pages of funny jokes for kids, "Easter Jokes for Kids" will 'crack' you up. Every joke is illustrated with two drawings! One drawing is for the joke question and one is for the punch line. This way kids can guess the answer to the joke before reading the answer. Telling a good joke is like have a great gift in your pocket. Jokes make people laugh and set them at ease. Preachers, motivational speakers, and salesmen are usually good joke tellers. Kids can practice their joke telling skills as they learn the jokes in this book.

104 Funny Easter Knock Knock Jokes

104 Funny Easter Knock Knock Jokes Author Ryan O. Williams
ISBN-10 1497507898
Year 2014-03-31
Pages 74
Language en
Publisher
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BOOK 6 of the HIT SERIES 104 KNOCK KNOCK JOKE BOOKS BY: RYAN O WILLIAMSOver one hundred and four of hilarious and very funny Easter Knock Knock jokes! 104 Funny Easter Knock Knock Jokes 4 kids is suitable for kids of all ages who will enjoy reading and telling their friends clean and funny knock knock jokes.Youngsters are given an extraordinary motivation to talk before gatherings and with practice have the capacity to feel great doing it.Have fun and laugh!BONUS CONTENTPlus + 18 from: 104 Funny Knock Knock Jokes Book 1Plus + 25 from:104 Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes Book 2Plus + 25 from:104 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes Book 3Plus + 18 from: 104 New Year's Knock Knock Jokes Book 4

Easter Crack Ups

Easter Crack Ups Author Katy Hall
ISBN-10 0694013560
Year 2000-01-26
Pages 16
Language en
Publisher HarperFestival
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Knock, knock Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to be in the Easter parade. Get ready to crack up with more than two dozen egg-citing Easter knock-knock jokes in this egg-straordinary lift-the-flap book. Hop along with a bunch of funny bunnies and enjoy an egg hunt, a parade, and more. You'll just dye laughing!

Have a Silly Easter

Have a Silly Easter Author Brenda Sexton
ISBN-10 9780843131253
Year 2017-01-17
Pages 32
Language en
Publisher Penguin
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In these Easter-themed stories, preschoolers can fill in the blanks with 140 stickers featuring pictures with corresponding words. Plus, each story is accompanied by a coordinating coloring page. It's the perfect introduction to reading - as well as a great Easter basket goodie!

The Easter Bunny s Busy Day Activity Book

The Easter Bunny s Busy Day Activity Book Author Peggy Schaefer
ISBN-10 0824956672
Year 2015-01-01
Pages 18
Language en
Publisher Ideals Childrens Books
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An activity and sticker book that will delight children as they accompany the Easter Bunny on his busy day This colorful Easter book is packed with activities that will engage children's imaginations as they follow the Easter Bunny during his busy preparations for Easter Day. Activities include coloring pages, mazes, connect-the-dots, stickers, and more. The book includes more than 75 stickers to use throughout, and an answer page. Ages 4 to 7.

God s Easter Gifts

God s Easter Gifts Author Brenda Castro
ISBN-10 1940209137
Year 2015-02-01
Pages
Language en
Publisher
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An Easter egg hunt in the park leads children on a journey through the passion and resurrection of Christ and reveals God's greatest gifts to us.

Easter Eggstravaganza Mad Libs

Easter Eggstravaganza Mad Libs Author Roger Price
ISBN-10 9780843172522
Year 2013-01-24
Pages 48
Language en
Publisher Penguin
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Easter Eggstravaganza Mad Libs features 21 original stories all about celebrating Easter! At only $3.99, this book makes the perfect addition to any Easter basket.

Easter Bunny on the Loose

Easter Bunny on the Loose Author
ISBN-10 0062237098
Year 2013-01-22
Pages 32
Language en
Publisher HarperCollins Children's Books
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Looking forward to the annual Easter egg delivery, an Easter Bunny is dismayed to find that his golden egg has been stolen, in a tale that invites readers to locate hidden objects and characters.

It Takes Two

It Takes Two Author Jonathan Scott
ISBN-10 9781328770981
Year 2017-09-05
Pages 304
Language en
Publisher Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
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Jonathan and Drew Scott, known for their wildly popular HGTV shows including Property Brothers and Brother vs Brother, follow up their New York Times bestseller, Dream Home, with a highly anticipated memoir. It Takes Two: Our Story shares never-before-revealed tales of the brothers’ childhood and rise to fame—from starting their first business at 7 years old, their years modeling and acting, to their first house purchase at the impressive young age of eighteen. They soon found their true passion in life, combining their natural gifts for entertaining with the skills they learned from buying, renovating, and selling homes. Complete with hilarious behind-the-scenes stories from set, Jonathan and Drew discuss how their family and upbringing have led to their success in life. Throughout, the brothers keep fans laughing with the clever—and sometimes zany—sibling banter for which they’re known best.

I Adulted

I Adulted Author Robb Pearlman
ISBN-10 9780789332905
Year 2017-02-21
Pages 66
Language en
Publisher Rizzoli Publications
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A whimsically illustrated book containing 100 removable stickers that congratulate supposed grown-ups on a job well done... or at least a job done. Despite official reports, members of Generation X and younger feel completely and totally ill-prepared to deal with anything. They still, as purportedly self-sufficient adults, look toward Baby Boomers and the Greatest Generation and think, How did they do that? So the easiest and best way to find comfort is to look not ahead at uncertainty (or, heaven forbid, around at the chaos currently surrounding them), but to the past to their simpler childhoods. The generation who championed the coloring book-as- relaxation trend grew up in a world in which they spent hours obsessing over, trading, and decorating with stickers. And it is with brightly colored stickers that they will finally find peace of mind. For a little while, at least. Filled with 100 full-color removable stickers that can be used to decorate journals, notebooks, or your lapel to proudly and publicly proclaim life's little victories, I Adulted! is the ideal nostalgic and practical book for anyone who feels a sense of accomplishment by making it through a day without calling their mother for help.

Flock of Dodos

Flock of Dodos Author Barrett Brown
ISBN-10 0978721306
Year 2007
Pages 155
Language en
Publisher Sterling & Ross Pub Incorporated
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What is creationism? Is it science, theology, both, neither? Who's behind it? And why should you give a damn in the first place? Ex-National Lampooner Barrett Brown and Professor of Sociology Jon P. Alston, Ph.D, answer these questions - and perhaps one of two more--in a superbly unorthodox, serenely offensive and splendidly hilarious look at the forces behind the most talked-about pseudo-theory in modern history.

Ireland s Allies

Ireland s Allies Author Miriam Nyhan Grey
ISBN-10 191082013X
Year 2016-11-11
Pages 512
Language en
Publisher
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25 scholars excavate the ways in which the US was a critical theatre of war during the Irish fight for independence. It is the first work to assess the range and depth of US interest in self-government for Ireland preceding the Easter Rising.

Vacationland

Vacationland Author John Hodgman
ISBN-10 9780735224810
Year 2017-10-24
Pages 288
Language en
Publisher Penguin
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John Hodgman—New York Times bestselling author, semifamous personality, deranged millionaire, increasingly elderly husband, father, and human of Earth—has written a memoir about his cursed travels through two wildernesses: from the woods of his home in Massachusetts, birthplace of rage, to his exile on the coast of Maine, so-called Vacationland, home to the most painful beaches on Earth Vacationland is also about Hodgman’s wandering in the metaphoric wilderness of his forties, those years when dudes especially must painfully stop pretending to be the children of bright potential they were and settle into the failing bodies of the wiser, weirder dads that they are. Other subjects covered include the horror of freshwater clams, the evolutionary purpose of the mustache, which animals to keep as pets and which to kill with traps and poison, and advice on how to react when the people of coastal Maine try to sacrifice you to their strange god. After three bestselling books of fake facts, Hodgman is finally ready to tell the truth—in the same outlandish, audacious, and inimitable style that has won him fans in every medium he has worked: books, stage, social media, television, and movies.

The Freedom Writers Diary Movie Tie in Edition

The Freedom Writers Diary  Movie Tie in Edition Author The Freedom Writers
ISBN-10 0767928334
Year 2007-04-24
Pages 320
Language en
Publisher Broadway Books
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#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER & NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE Shocked by the teenage violence she witnessed during the Rodney King riots in Los Angeles, Erin Gruwell became a teacher at a high school rampant with hostility and racial intolerance. For many of these students–whose ranks included substance abusers, gang members, the homeless, and victims of abuse–Gruwell was the first person to treat them with dignity, to believe in their potential and help them see it themselves. Soon, their loyalty towards their teacher and burning enthusiasm to help end violence and intolerance became a force of its own. Inspired by reading The Diary of Anne Frank and meeting Zlata Filipovic (the eleven-year old girl who wrote of her life in Sarajevo during the civil war), the students began a joint diary of their inner-city upbringings. Told through anonymous entries to protect their identities and allow for complete candor, The Freedom Writers Diary is filled with astounding vignettes from 150 students who, like civil rights activist Rosa Parks and the Freedom Riders, heard society tell them where to go–and refused to listen. Proceeds from this book benefit the Freedom Writers Foundation, an organization set up to provide scholarships for underprivieged youth and to train teachers

Lamb

Lamb Author Christopher Moore
ISBN-10 9780748114481
Year 2009-11-05
Pages 512
Language en
Publisher Hachette UK
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The birth of Jesus has been well chronicled, as have his glorious teachings, acts, and divine sacrifice after his thirtieth birthday. But no one knows about the early life of the Son of God, the missing years - except Biff, the Messiah's best bud, who has been resurrected to tell the story in this divinely hilarious, yet heartfelt work 'reminiscent of Vonnegut and Douglas Adams' (Philadelphia Inquirer). Verily, the story Biff has to tell is a miraculous one, filled with remarkable journeys, magic, healings, kung fu, corpse reanimations, demons, and hot babes, Even the considerable wiles and devotion of the Saviour's pal may not be enough to divert Joshua from his tragic destiny. But there's no one who loves Josh more - except maybe 'Maggie,' Mary of Magdala - and Biff isn't about to let his extraordinary pal suffer and ascend without a fight.