Easter Jokes for Kids

Easter Jokes for Kids Author I. P. Happy
ISBN-10 1544075219
Year 2017-03-06
Pages 88
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
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How do Easter bunnies leave a room ? Through the egg-sit! There is nothing like the gift of laughter to bring you together and make memories, so make the most of this Easter with 'Easter jokes for kids' providing hours of fun and laughter for all your friends and family. Not only does this book have over 150 laugh out loud jokes, but it also has a bonus section with Easter colouring in pictures and exciting puzzles.

Easter Jokes for Kids

Easter Jokes for Kids Author Riley Weber
ISBN-10 1483916774
Year 2013-03-21
Pages 54
Language en
Publisher CreateSpace
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"Easter Jokes for Kids" is a funny visual jokes book for kids about Easter, Easter animals and Easter eggs. What do you call an egg from outer space? (An "Egg-stra terrestrial") Do you know how the Easter bunny stays fit? (By doing EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!) With over 50 illustrated pages of funny jokes for kids, "Easter Jokes for Kids" will 'crack' you up. Every joke is illustrated with two drawings! One drawing is for the joke question and one is for the punch line. This way kids can guess the answer to the joke before reading the answer. Telling a good joke is like have a great gift in your pocket. Jokes make people laugh and set them at ease. Preachers, motivational speakers, and salesmen are usually good joke tellers. Kids can practice their joke telling skills as they learn the jokes in this book.

Easter Crack Ups

Easter Crack Ups Author Katy Hall
ISBN-10 0694013560
Year 2000-01-26
Pages 16
Language en
Publisher HarperFestival
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Knock, knock Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to be in the Easter parade. Get ready to crack up with more than two dozen egg-citing Easter knock-knock jokes in this egg-straordinary lift-the-flap book. Hop along with a bunch of funny bunnies and enjoy an egg hunt, a parade, and more. You'll just dye laughing!

104 Funny Easter Knock Knock Jokes

104 Funny Easter Knock Knock Jokes Author Ryan O. Williams
ISBN-10 1497507898
Year 2014-03-31
Pages 74
Language en
Publisher
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BOOK 6 of the HIT SERIES 104 KNOCK KNOCK JOKE BOOKS BY: RYAN O WILLIAMSOver one hundred and four of hilarious and very funny Easter Knock Knock jokes! 104 Funny Easter Knock Knock Jokes 4 kids is suitable for kids of all ages who will enjoy reading and telling their friends clean and funny knock knock jokes.Youngsters are given an extraordinary motivation to talk before gatherings and with practice have the capacity to feel great doing it.Have fun and laugh!BONUS CONTENTPlus + 18 from: 104 Funny Knock Knock Jokes Book 1Plus + 25 from:104 Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes Book 2Plus + 25 from:104 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes Book 3Plus + 18 from: 104 New Year's Knock Knock Jokes Book 4

It Takes Two

It Takes Two Author Jonathan Scott
ISBN-10 9781328770981
Year 2017-09-05
Pages 304
Language en
Publisher Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
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Jonathan and Drew Scott, known for their wildly popular HGTV shows including Property Brothers and Brother vs Brother, follow up their New York Times bestseller, Dream Home, with a highly anticipated memoir. It Takes Two: Our Story shares never-before-revealed tales of the brothers’ childhood and rise to fame—from starting their first business at 7 years old, their years modeling and acting, to their first house purchase at the impressive young age of eighteen. They soon found their true passion in life, combining their natural gifts for entertaining with the skills they learned from buying, renovating, and selling homes. Complete with hilarious behind-the-scenes stories from set, Jonathan and Drew discuss how their family and upbringing have led to their success in life. Throughout, the brothers keep fans laughing with the clever—and sometimes zany—sibling banter for which they’re known best.

The Freedom Writers Diary Movie Tie in Edition

The Freedom Writers Diary  Movie Tie in Edition Author The Freedom Writers
ISBN-10 0767928334
Year 2007-04-24
Pages 320
Language en
Publisher Broadway Books
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#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER & NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE Shocked by the teenage violence she witnessed during the Rodney King riots in Los Angeles, Erin Gruwell became a teacher at a high school rampant with hostility and racial intolerance. For many of these students–whose ranks included substance abusers, gang members, the homeless, and victims of abuse–Gruwell was the first person to treat them with dignity, to believe in their potential and help them see it themselves. Soon, their loyalty towards their teacher and burning enthusiasm to help end violence and intolerance became a force of its own. Inspired by reading The Diary of Anne Frank and meeting Zlata Filipovic (the eleven-year old girl who wrote of her life in Sarajevo during the civil war), the students began a joint diary of their inner-city upbringings. Told through anonymous entries to protect their identities and allow for complete candor, The Freedom Writers Diary is filled with astounding vignettes from 150 students who, like civil rights activist Rosa Parks and the Freedom Riders, heard society tell them where to go–and refused to listen. Proceeds from this book benefit the Freedom Writers Foundation, an organization set up to provide scholarships for underprivieged youth and to train teachers

Goodnight Moon

Goodnight Moon Author Margaret Wise Brown
ISBN-10 9780062662897
Year 2016-11-08
Pages 32
Language en
Publisher HarperCollins
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Share this timeless classic with a new generation of readers! In a great green room, tucked away in bed, is a little bunny. "Goodnight room, goodnight moon." And to all the familiar things in the softly lit room—to the picture of the three little bears sitting on chairs, to the clocks and his socks, to the mittens and the kittens, to everything one by one—the little bunny says goodnight. In this classic of children's literature, beloved by generations of readers and listeners, the quiet poetry of the words and the gentle, lulling illustrations combine to make a perfect book for the end of the day.

She Persisted

She Persisted Author Chelsea Clinton
ISBN-10 9781524741778
Year 2017-05-30
Pages 32
Language en
Publisher Penguin
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Chelsea Clinton introduces tiny feminists, mini activists and little kids who are ready to take on the world to thirteen inspirational women who never took no for an answer, and who always, inevitably and without fail, persisted. Throughout American history, there have always been women who have spoken out for what's right, even when they have to fight to be heard. In early 2017, Senator Elizabeth Warren's refusal to be silenced in the Senate inspired a spontaneous celebration of women who persevered in the face of adversity. In this book, Chelsea Clinton celebrates thirteen American women who helped shape our country through their tenacity, sometimes through speaking out, sometimes by staying seated, sometimes by captivating an audience. They all certainly persisted. She Persisted is for everyone who has ever wanted to speak up but has been told to quiet down, for everyone who has ever tried to reach for the stars but was told to sit down, and for everyone who has ever been made to feel unworthy or unimportant or small. With vivid, compelling art by Alexandra Boiger, this book shows readers that no matter what obstacles may be in their paths, they shouldn't give up on their dreams. Persistence is power. This book features: Harriet Tubman, Helen Keller, Clara Lemlich, Nellie Bly, Virginia Apgar, Maria Tallchief, Claudette Colvin, Ruby Bridges, Margaret Chase Smith, Sally Ride, Florence Griffith Joyner, Oprah Winfrey, Sonia Sotomayor--and one special cameo.

The Canadaland Guide to Canada

The Canadaland Guide to Canada Author Jesse Brown
ISBN-10 9781501150630
Year 2017-05-02
Pages 256
Language en
Publisher Simon and Schuster
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Do you think of Canada as that “nice” country with free health care, majestic woodlands, and polite people? Think again. The CANADALAND Guide to Canada (Published in America) is an outrageous exposé of Canada’s secrets, scandals, and occasional awkward lapses in proper etiquette. Inside, you’ll find illustrations, maps, quizzes, and charts that answer the most pressing questions about Canadian history, politics, and culture, such as: -Canadian cuisine and sexuality: Do they exist? -What does “sorry” actually mean? -Justin Bieber, Rob Ford, Malcolm Gladwell: Why? -What is Québec? -Should I f*** the prime minister? This absurd guide digs up everything from buried rage to buried oil, uncovering Canada’s bizarre history and shocking present. One thing is certain: you’ll never look at a Canadian the same way again.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Diary of a Wimpy Kid Author Jeff Kinney
ISBN-10 9780143304555
Year 2009
Pages 217
Language en
Publisher Penguin Group Australia
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Greg Heffley will never change his wimpy ways... somebody just better tell Greg's dad that. Frank Heffley actually thinks he can get his son to toughen up and he enlists Greg in organised sports and other 'manly' endeavours. Thus far, Greg manages to side-step his father's efforts, then comes the threat of military school and Greg realises, he has to shape up or ship out!

Me Talk Pretty One Day

Me Talk Pretty One Day Author David Sedaris
ISBN-10 9780748123032
Year 2010-08-05
Pages 288
Language en
Publisher Hachette UK
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Anyone that has read NAKED and BARREL FEVER, or heard David Sedaris speaking live or on the radio will tell you that a new collection from him is cause for jubilation. His recent move to Paris from New York inspired these hilarious new pieces, including 'Me Talk Pretty One Day', about his attempts to learn French from a sadistic teacher who declares that 'every day spent with you is like having a caesarean section'. His family is another inspiration. 'You Can't Kill the Rooster' is a portrait of his brother, who talks incessant hip-hop slang to his bewildered father. And no one hones a finer fury in response to such modern annoyances as restaurant meals presented in ludicrous towers of food and cashiers with six-inch fingernails.

Weird But True

Weird But True Author Tom Nick Cocotos
ISBN-10 9781426308611
Year 2012
Pages 171
Language en
Publisher National Geographic Books
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Presents more than one hundred fifty stories of stupid criminals and the crimes they committed, detailing how they eventually got caught, and provides information on strange food crimes, wacky laws, and animal crimes.

The Berenstain Bears and the Easter Story

The Berenstain Bears and the Easter Story Author Jan & Mike Berenstain
ISBN-10 9780310755883
Year 2016-02-02
Pages 32
Language en
Publisher HarperCollins Christian Publishing
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The Bear cubs are candy-crazy this Easter! But Missus Ursula and some Sunday school students tell the cubs about Jesus’s resurrection and show them that salvation is much sweeter than candy!

Ireland s Allies

Ireland s Allies Author Miriam Nyhan Grey
ISBN-10 191082013X
Year 2016-11-11
Pages 512
Language en
Publisher
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25 scholars excavate the ways in which the US was a critical theatre of war during the Irish fight for independence. It is the first work to assess the range and depth of US interest in self-government for Ireland preceding the Easter Rising.